http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/20/padlock_ordeal/

By all means use a padlock for chastity, just don't superglue it shut.

I'm in Manhattan for two weeks from Sunday, so if anyone fancies meeting up for beer, coffee or play then let me know!

I won't be able to take much (if any) gear with me, so well equipped playmates will be very welcome ;)