It has always been a bit of a fantasy for me to be tied down then milked by a machine. :) I came across (er, ah) the "Venus 2000" that seems pretty good on the face of it, but I don't like the need for all the guide wires holding it up - if only there was something like a real milking machine for humans.

Anyway, this is a pretty cool video:

61 days and counting.

Though it was a time for a little update.