I know, another wordy post devoid of sexy pics, but hang in there.

I’ve been struggling on with a broken ass for the last year, which for someone who likes sticking things in there is a bit of a downer. I’m off for more surgery in the next couple of weeks which will either be kill or cure.

I’m honoured that I get to play with so many lovely people, and that I get lots of enquiries from sexy, willing subs, but I’ve obviously not been able to entertain many of them lately and this makes me sad. I’m not sure why. I think it’s because I have an existential dread of being a time-waster or something.

Anyway, to anyone wanting to hook up, I promise your wait will be worth it – hopefully it’ll be a fun summer ahead.

Your face here?

  Your face here?