New and improved Autofuck

Our fucking machine had been stuck in a corner gathering dust as there was no easy way to arrange it to work against someone in the sling, when suspended in our bondage frame. On a whim, I decided to whip up a frame to hold it vertically (its legs only tilt +/- 30 degrees of horizontal and are quite short) to see if I might get some more use of it, especially as we enjoy suspending subs :)

And it’s a great success as ably demonstrated by my test subject. A Manfrotto clamp helps hold a Venus onto the fuck machine frame for that total, hands-free workout.



If you want to build your own adapter for the F Machine Pro, you’ll need:

  • 6 x 23cm 33.7mm tube
  • 2 x 50cm 33.7cm tube
  • 4 x 90 degree elbow
  • 6 x short Ts

Make a square on the ground, with two T piece on opposite sides for the 50cm tubes to rise vertically. 4 Ts on the risers hold the F Machine in place – you’ll need to use some tape for a snug fit:

Rubber boy

It started with a text:

I found this waiting for me:

Good boys get rewarded:

UK Age Verification

In less than a month, the UK will require all “commercial” sites that “make available” pornography to implement an age verification system. The UK’s film censor, the BBFC will enforce this and will have quasi-judicial powers to make ISPs block sites that don’t comply. It seems unclear about who they will target, but it seems likely that they’ll target the top 100 sites given they’re not well resourced for this – personal sites are possibly to be ignored, at least for now.

The legislation states that it applies to sites that make content available on a “commercial basis”, even if they’re loss making. As a result, I’ve removed any affiliate links on the site. Full disclosure: in the last decade I’ve received <£300 from this but it was nice to buy the odd bit of gear.

A further complication is that Pornhub have been chosen to deploy the system of age verification, AgeID. My main concern is that this will generate a giant database of viewing habits ripe for the purloining. I’ve always been clear that I don’t use any tracking (like Google Analytics) and I even go to the effort of explicitly not storing any server logs of visits. Although AgeID might be “free” (for now?) I would rather close the site rather than open up viewers to a giant multinational and governmental database.

A wider concern is sites like Twitter and Tumblr. I can see Tumblr dropping porn blogs, given their parent owner seems want rid of them anyway. Twitter has been more inclined to protect free speech but in the face of extreme pressure will they implement a system of age verification for access to individual users for all global users and not just UK ones?

I’ll be here as long as I can. ✌

Drone Dick

@emsedonyk is such an ass slut now, I got a massive rubber drone dick to fuck him with. I got a reward though ^_^


Rubber Drone

I recently completed my rubber drone ensemble which I’ve had a few questions about, so I’ll do my best to answer them. Base suit is from STR, feet, hands and from Blackstyle.

The S10 is a hard-to-find dual intake version. The standard version only has a port on the wearer’s left hand side, but some with intakes on both side were made, apparently for heavily contaminated environments or maybe simply to accommodate left-handed shooters. You can find them (and the not-so-nice in my opinion, FM12) on ebay – I spent £70, which did come with canisters and haversak, and the same amount again with Regulation to fit a hood. Still comes in under a regular one, so I’m happy! I swapped out the lenses for mirrored polycarbonate I bought on eBay for £12. Hoses are standard NATO black ones, but I think I might get shorter ones.

The backpack is from Fetishak, who I’d not used before, but I found their great rubber breathing bag somewhere. I’d been lusting after the smell bag from Rubbers Finest for a long time, but I actually think the Fetishak version looks much better, and it’s way cheaper! It’s a shame they don’t do them in more colours (red and black only) but actually I’m very happy with the all black one. The bag has a zipper (so you can still breathe) but you can drop in a sponge of your favourite odour or just enjoy the amazing rubber smell.

Anyway, hope this helps someone recreate the look, enjoy the pictures and sorry about the silicone on the lens :)

A summer of adventure with Troy Orleans

Back in August, the stars aligned and I was lucky enough to get to play with Troy Orleans. Normally resident in New York with a playspace to die for she’s an amazing talent with rope, rubber and leather. I knew I had to try and meet with her.

We had a wonderful chat on the way to a rented playroom here in London, then a couple of hours of rubbery heaven. My first time trying an ‘inflatable’ and what better introduction than three layers of heavy rubber – my full suit, a rubber gimp suit with attached hood, inflatable gag, then a Studio Gum inflatable sleep sack on top, and of course, some electro to keep my attention :)

I’m planning my return trip to see that New York studio already.



Folsom Berlin 2017

We always enjoy going to Berlin and even more so during Folsom in September, even though it’s been a couple of years since we’ve last been during Folsom weekend itself.

What’s great about Folsom is the street fair on the Saturday – lots of of people all in gear, drinking beer, shopping, and eating wurst. What’s bad about it is what makes is good – it’s sooooo busy at times. Lots of the events, bars and evenings have queues and it can be quite difficult to meet up with everyone you want to.

And that brings me to one of my failings in life – I rarely seem to find time to play at nights, or with people in towns when there’s a big event on. I’m not sure why this is though, but perhaps it’s because most temporary playspaces just aren’t as good as ours at home, and I’m lazy?

Berlin is a bit of an exception though, at Quälgeist it’s a veritable playground. So with that in mind I thought I’d write up some of my goals for a couple of weeks time:

  1. Meet lots of people at the fair!
    I’ve already got a hitlist:



    If you’re not on it, give me a shout! It would be great to meet up even for beer & currywurst.
    Outfit: weather dependent, probably leather.

  2. Go to Qualgeist on the Friday night.
    Get tied to the bondage table and get groped by strangers.
    Do some public tying of something cute.Outfit tbd.
  3. Go to Lab’s rubber night on the Saturday night.
    Brave the piss pit with some other yellow fans.
    Fuck something twinky and random.
    Force @emsedonyk to service strangers.Outfit: yellow rubber, of course!
  4. Go shopping.
    That rubber doll outfit from Fantastic Rubber is calling…
    Go to Gear and all the other places around Fuggerstrasse.
  5. Do some public photography.
    I’d love to get some arty shots out and about in gear. Want to help?


We’ll be there Friday through Monday so lots of opportunities for relaxed catching up on the Sunday, when everything else is closed! Hit us up!


It was super fun to have a flying dog in the playroom. We’ve known Tyler for a couple of years and he makes a great rope bunny; I can’t believe this was only his second time in rope but here’s hoping there are many more :)


We had the honour back in April of entertaining bgslave who turned out to have an identical rubber wrestling suit as us, which of course I just had see. Latex twins seems to be a thing for me at the moment ^_^

Rubber clones

Not quite the identical rubber clones, but they were pretty fun tied back-to-back.

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