Venus milking machine

We have been wanting to complete our machines collection for a while, and instead of a big fancy holiday we spent the cash on a Venus milking machine.

We opted to buy from the US rather than the one UK distributor – even with the shipping and duties (note comedy customs declaration) it still came to much less than buying locally, which is a bit of a shame. Shipping was super-fast (less than a week) so I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend buying from them direct.

The machine itself has a learning curve and definitely needs the “receiver” sized appropriately for the, ah, lucky recipient but is otherwise a fantastic piece of kit and when combined with the fucking machine makes for one hell of a fun evening.